I like colors, but I see red and green as the same. I like art, but I possess no talent with paint. I like cats, but they aren't very nutritious. I like movies, but I don't own a video camera.
People come to me with math problems and I can answer them without a calculator.
I believe in reincarnation insofar as I believe in an afterlife.
I am considered an all-powerful deity by a host of small animals and plants. I am worshiped as long as the cat food and crickets keep flowing.
I think dinosaurs are awesome, but I'll never forgive them for being dead.
I've invented a useful niche device but can't be bothered to market it.